Terrors of a broken wrist

This phenomenon has been going on since the stone age when if you were hurt they killed you and devoured your flesh (also took what little possessions you had sadly women were possessions then too) in some places. Nowadays, more modern science has led us to make it so that if you are hurt you arent devoured (although your girl might think you are a wimp and leave). If you aren't near a bone doctor you might be hindered in every day activites thanks to the hospital for a non-full cast and the upper arm is still exposed for further breakings.
Steps to stop further breakings:

1. Dont jump and touch the tops of door frames
2. Dont dance with your non devoured girlfriend if she hasnt left you
3. NO HAVING FUN
4. DONT DANCE PERIOD.

I hope this post has been educational for everyone!

Eccentric and pals